Apr 01 2010

automaticable to become AutomatiCable!

Tag: economics,sadKyle Wegner @ 9:46 am

The new automaticable - AutomatiCable!We know it has been a while since we’ve posted, but we’ve had good reason – for the past 4 months we have been working out a deal to sell automaticable to the most appropriate business. While we have spent the last 2 years providing valuable content about Linux, SEO, politics and Mickey Mouse, we had an end-game in mind the whole time: create a valuable domain that can eventually be sold.

Originally Scott explained that he came up with the name automaticable by randomly pulling words from Google and putting them together. Obviously that wasn’t the case – we’ve had the business AutomatiCable (and, actually, AutoMatI-cable) in mind since the beginning. Since then we’ve sat down with them on a regular basis to talk business, and finally we’ve come to a deal. While we can’t go into anything specific, know that your patronage has netted us a number that includes a lot of zeros which we can’t thank you for enough. Without your help we would not have the traffic to justify such an amazing purchase price.

The transition will come over the next few weeks, which at that point you can expect www.AutomatiCable.com to be your #1 place for all-in-one cables!


Jun 11 2008

A sad day on automaticable

Tag: random,sadKyle Wegner @ 9:26 am

People, I have something very depressing to admit.  I have run out of things to say.  Because of this, automaticable is suffering.  Since when am I opinionless?  I must be getting sick or something.

Someone say something inspiring.  Give me some ammunition here.  Tell me you love Bush, or that I am a Godless heathen.  Talk to me about how gays shouldn’t marry.  Make fun of my lack of style.  Say my music sucks.  Tell me SEO is a scam.

If you don’t want to do all those things, just visit all the links I stuffed into that last paragraph.  That’ll keep you busy while I try to think of something new and awesome to say.


Mar 26 2008

You think this is a joke?

Tag: sadKyle Wegner @ 9:08 am

microwave.JPGYou know all of those dead baby jokes? Some of them are funny, all of them are disgusting. Many of them include a microwave. I thought they were all fun and games but I was wrong.

That is just so sad.

*Edit* And the sad baby news keeps coming.  How much is your baby worth?